I am afraid that I am going to lose my wife soon. I found out today that she is going to be carrying contraband across state lines next week.
And to think the blame is going to 50 Toes. She got my DW hooked, and now she is dealing to people in CA. She got the Stringer Zoo addicted, and now it has been introduced to Nana. I am VERY sorry to all of the husbands, especially Scott who has had NO control over the addiction over the past few months. I'm not sure if there is a clinic for this, but I think we could start one. These 2 ladies are on the loose. If you see them, consider them pursed and dangerous. First, contact their husbands, then take away their credit cards. They could be camaflaged as an ugly purse display, but don't be fooled. They are trying to infect the entire world with these designs. 
THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED!!!
11 comments:
My solution:
One bag = One round of golf!
And yes, the new music player on our family blog is easier to set up, has a better music selection, and more skins for their players. Try it!
I love that wallet on a string thing. My DH said "no more bags" but he didn't say a thing about wallets. :)
I like the new name too.
-C
I like your new name.
G
Rich,
You should know by now, WE CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!
I looked like a walking Vera Catalog when I unloaded at Nana's earlier this month. Even Katelynn can spot Vera bags around town. :)
Give up Rich!
~J
Oh my goodness, I didn't realize that this matter was going to go public. It really isn't my fault, I was forced to participate. You believe me don't you??
I believe you Nana! I threatened to leave the Zoo with you again if you didn't buy any Vera. :)
Welcome to the club!!!
~J
Nana,
I believe you. I can see how you were blackmailed. Peer pressure is hard to overcome. Now that the ring has been exposed, I will make sure that the evidence gets returned to the proper store.
Rich
Don't you dare Rich!!!
I need my fix!
I can't go cold turkey.
~J
The pink bag is MINE!!!!!!!
Nana -
Not if I get to it first! *giggle*
:P
~J
Never fear, The Return Queen is here! Rich, I'll do all the returning for you, as long as I can have the umbrella and the wallet on the string for fee for service.
G
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